Lickety Split Magazine, March 2014 (First Issue):
Killers that are sweet as honey. Holmes is rationally insane. Lane is masturbating to the memory. Cipriano wants a second chance.
shallwetorchtheearth asked: You're on a roll, i luuuuuuuve it!!!!!please, don't you ever ever sto this bullshit/madness <3
Lol, don’t worrry. I have something ridiculous planned for later.
Totally forgot to put that in a read more and come up with different words for “vagina.” My bad. Is it just me, or is “pussy” so…………..I dunno, lol. I can’t really say it. It’s a naughty word, like “panties” or “moist.” OMG, could you imagine a sentence like, “he slipped his hands into her panties and began to rub her moist pussy?” O_o I know I’m grown, but stuff like that makes me feel like I’m 11 years old, going through sex ed for the first time, with big ass blushing cheeks, even though I had been watching porn since I was like 6 or 7 and knew damn well I knew what a clitoris sort of was. Hmm…I’m gonna go sit in time-out.
"Wait! James! NO!" The Slurpee fell sideways onto her lap, spilling cold and sticky crushed ice all over her new skirt.
"Fuck! I’m sorry!" James quickly grabbed some napkins from his glove compartment and began to frantically pat her down. "I didn’t realize your hand was right there, babe. I’m so sorry!" He could sense her anger and frustration and his hands trembled as he continued to wipe the sticky juice from her thighs.
I mean really, though, this came out so terrifying and I had hoped people wouldn’t notice it in that "No Direction" gif, but they did…