Tucker Cipriano auditions for a spot in No Direction.
Anonymous asked: Hey mate, why are you such a cunt? Your reaction gifs are rubbish and are apparently your only type of defense mechanism?? Holmes wouldn't do you if his life depended on it!
Anonymous asked: Im so confused do you like these kilers or do you just like making fun of them
I love James Holmes and we will be getting married soon. The rest of them can suck my cock.
Anonymous asked: Well obviously me lol
Anonymous asked: Dont be a little prick because mumsy and dadsy dont love you :)
Who the fuck says “mumsy” and “dadsy?”
Anonymous asked: He ain't rotten, he ashes.
"Gromit, we have a problem!"
Anonymous asked: You think James holmes is hot but not Eric Harris? Not judging just curious.
Eric is a dead ass racist. Oh yeah, I’m really gonna fap to a fuckin wannabe nazi corpse with aryan maggots chewin on his rotten bootyhole. Love yourself.
Today, we reflect upon the actions of a sick asshole who got turned down by three different desperate sluts on a dating website, stocked his ghetto ass Aurora studio apartment with cheap beer and whiskey, drove three hours out to some Coloradoan desert for target practice only to come back with seemingly worse aim, failed an unfailable exam, stalked a psychiatrist, wrote in a huge ass brown diary and even included stick figures because the fucker couldn’t even draw, despite being a genius, ate off a taco truck, forgot to wash his balls, put on a thick ass jacket despite it being hot ass fucking Colorado-hell-warzone-wildfire July temperatures, and decided it would be fuckin neato to shoot up a bunch of people trying to watch Batman when he could have taken his “plz help me I’m sick” bullshit ass self to the police station that literally sat across the street from the theater.
I have received word from Abeatahoe County that each year, James Holmes is forced to sit in an old-school style cell in solitary confinement and watch videos of his interrogation as well as listen to 911 calls from that night over and over again while wearing an orange wig until he has a nervous breakdown, bangs his head against the wall 70 times, and passes out while crying tears of blood and hot cinnamon lube. I’m told the popcorn he’s given is seasoned with his booty sweat from the night he was arrested as well as the cheese collected from under his funky nuts.
If you think I’m taking a break today you’re absofuckinglutely wrong.
Is tucker cipriano homosexualizing yet?